Pirate Pub Crawl
2 vignettes came from the walk from work to my car through the Pirate Pub Crawl.
1) A busker singing “Folsom Prison Blues” in an over-the-top Disney “Pirates of the Caribbean” accent (“I stabbed a man in Port Royal, just to watch him die”).
2) A running fight between Peter Pan and Captain Hook down 4th Aventine, that ended with Tinkerbell being stabbed to death in front of the Avenue Bar. The crowd started madly clapping, bringing Tinkerbell back to life.